Tuesday, December 25, 2012

THE LITTLEST MAN IN CHARGE, MATTEO CORLEONE'S EPIC CHRISTMAS WISH!

IT'S AN EPIC CHRISTMAS MORNING IF YOUR ONE OF THE CORLEONE-MACK CHILDREN ( OR THEIR GF/BFS/BFF) BECAUSE MATTEO SUCKERED HIS HOT MOM, SHANE.... INTO GETTING HIM A FURRY WHITE... CAT!  Matteo Corleone-Mack, got this white furball which he must share with his siblings but it's mainly his and Matteo's absolutely stoked, and because hes the most FANTASTICALLY AMAZING little boy in the world EVER, his cat obviously has the most EPIC NAME ever. COOL BREEZE! MATTEO WINS EVERY TIME. SOMEONE GET THIS KID LITTLE WHEELERS CADILLAC...oh wait, he got that too.

WTF COREY MOMENT: "I HANG WITH BIG SECURITY ASS NIGGAS" - direct quote.


DEAREST COREY
WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE DO YOU THINK ABOUT HOW YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE? OBVIOUSLY YOUR WIFE HAS NO IDEA THAT YOU ARE CRAZY AND WALK THE STREETS AIMLESSLY LOOKING FOR RANDOM DUDES TO HANG OUT. DO YOU HAVE REAL FRIENDS? OH YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT YOU DO!! THE ALL DRIVE 4 WHEELERS IN THE DESERT WHILE YOUR SHIRTLESS WITH A SCARF ON HER HEAD.

xo gossip gang

Dallas rocks a talent show wearing a hat with her boyfriend's Initals.

While rocking out a talent show at their high school, Dallas Luciano wore an amazing outfit when her boyfriend, Corey Mack Jr. came out and kissed her, laid his Cincinnati snapback on her head kissed her again and left the stage. The Snapback has a meaning behind it though considering the C stands for COREY! The couple was so extra cute, their friends and rest of the crowd cheered on, CJ ran back out and rapped on the track his girlfriend sang which they wrote together.

Holli Stays at the Corleone-Mack's for Christmas and blows shit WIDE OPEN!


Holli Monroe's Winter 2012 Photoshoot - Model, Assistant,
Stylist and Intern for Vinny's Mom, Shane Corleone.
Remember, Last night when the Corleone-Mack Dynasty threw an amazing Christmas Eve Party and Vinny's SUPER BANGIN' Girlfriend got into a fight with Vinny's....OTHER regular hot chick GIRLFRIEND? Yeah. That happened, She chose not to go anyway listening to Corey when he made he stay and kicked "The Human Scabie"- as Holli Called her on her blog out of their 4.5 million dollar mansion. Holli wanted to leave but The Corleone-Mack's are like family to her, and she refused to let her get that down and of course, Teenage love is a MOTHER FUCKER; so of course she stayed. She slept in the guest room where she put up a HUGGGGGEEE rant about Vinny and Bianca and the cheating. Holli went on for about 25 hundred words. Now we present to you from the blog of Holli Monroe and smedium excerpt about her super cheater man who posted a picture of his "DIRTY GIRL", Bianca. 

"Confessions of a heartbroken, angsty teenage girl." By Holli Monroe

"You know whats FUCKING GROSS, when your boyfriend cheats on you with one of your best friends. It was always Dallas, Bianca and I. We did everything together - Shopping, Hanging out at parties, having our own parties/sleep overs. We were insperable, but now it's time to be real. Dallas obviously has my back over Bianca's on this because She's been hangin' out with the skank squad - Kailyn and Leigh. All three of them went to Cabo San Lucas last year - Had threesomes with 4 gnarly looking dudes - which they took pictures and video of. They all shove coke up their noses like it's a job. Bianca has a list of guys in the school who she wants to sleep with - next to each guy she's fucked - there's an x for how many times and a point of how freaky they were. My boyfriend is not the only guy on that list - CJ is too which makes me worried for my best friend. I don't give a fuck if it's Christmas, I will see that CUNT today and she will get stomped out. STUPID CUNTS DON'T DESERVE LIVES. CAN'T HELP THAT YOU POSSIBLY HAVE HERPES..."

That's pretty much good, but it gets better. We are waiting for our source to call us to see if that fight actually went down. We kinda hope it happened, and now we just have to ask... who do you think would win?

EXCLUSIVE: The Corleone-Mack Christmas Eve Bash

As a reporter, Sometimes I get invited to high profile events. The Corleone-Mack Christmas Eve Bash - Hosted By Corey Mack and ( mostly ) Shane Corleone. The decor was fabulous the theme was Christmas Candy Cane, It was very cute, there was a lot of Shane's Italian Family - Sisters, Brother, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles... And of course, Corey's Family. Vinny and CJ were dressed in YSL and hanging out with their friends and cousins - Holland's Three Children with Basketball Player - Xavier Carter. Two Boys - Kayden Anthony,15, Bentley James, 16 and One Girl, Harley Shane, 14 who were hanging out with the girls, Holli, Dallas and Bianca, before the fight took place. A few things I've learned about Shane Corleone over the years is she is a perfectionist and a hard worker, She wanted to make sure every detail was perfect. But what surprised everyone was the fact that Tamerin Corleone, showed up...and has a baby with another one Shane's Ex-boyfriend, Travis Mccoy who showed up with her, According to sources at the party,  Shane and Holland picked her up at the airport without Corey knowing. Apparently they didn't even know she had baby Gianna at all. besides that and the teenage girl fight things went off perfectly. The food, the people and the decorations were PERFECT. Then again, What esle would you except from the Corleone-Mack Dynasty?

Corey To Vinny: "Son, Are You stupid?"

Picture posted of Bianca Torres on The
Instagram Of Vincenzo Corleone-Mack.
If you were one of the many girls ( or guys ) who follows Vinny Corleone-Mack then you saw him "accidently" tweet a pic of girlfriend, Holli Monroe's BFF #2, Bianca Torres, while Holli, Bianca and His Brother, CJ Mack's girlfriend and Holli's BFF #1, Dallas Luicano when *GASP* Holli looked at her instagram and THERE IS WAS. This picture off Bianca with no caption, According to our sources who were at the party. Holli flipped out on Vinny and like any girlfriend who's boyfriend just cheated on her and publicly posted a picture on the biggest picture social media site ever...when you throw water bottles at the paparazzi and have a famous father - Holli went to the BOSS, THE BIG BAMBINA, THE GODMOTHER- Shane Corleone who had just found out from Corey who was hiding because he had seen the picture and he was trying to avoid what he couldn't possibly... A crying 16 year old girl freaking out. She was crying and highly upset before they called Vinny down and from there... SHIT GOT REAL! Vinny was asked WHY he would do that Holli and replied with the following answer. "Bianca was there, It just happened." - How does that explain the sexy red lipped vixen on his Instagram Vinny said this little quote - "Bianca just likes getting dirty and I love dirty girls." So after that was said, Holli marched her cute little hot tempered half latina went back downstairs to the party found Bianca and Dallas talking, Holli grabbed Bianca by the throat and started whoopin ass! According to one of Holli's Friend, Just because the fight was broken up then doesn't mean she's done with "That Herpes infested little CUNT."... to be continued.

From: US To: You; Holiday Cheer to Young and Old. Peace and Happiness Too.


MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY HOLIDAYS PEACE&LOVE THE EDITORS&STAFF OF THE CORLEONE-MACK DYNASTY NEWS BLOG!
- The Gossip Gang